Slowcooker. Problem solved.
As for me, I generally try to avoid anything made from grains like the stuff will kill me (which it actually will to be fair). This is a problem since I like beer. Luckily I've managed to shift my love of beer over the years from the University student love of beer, to loving beer for the complex flavours and varieties so I don't have to drink a lot to have my fill. One is often enough.
Aside from that, Cotton Candy and Oreo ice cream. If the latter is on sale, I will buy it and eat it all in one day. If the former is being sold at all I will buy it and skip the bowl.