You just gotta pick the right ones krissy
streme Wheelie
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You just gotta pick the right ones krissy
The name of my ballsack.Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I hate you so smurfing much.The name of my ballsack.
Love you, bby.
Food and video games.
Ice cream and tooth decaying orange juice. I love to drink up that acidic juice way too often, but it used to be worse. I use to drink lemon juice that comes in the bottle like it was water. Then realized that was gross.
Beer, whiskey and Irn Bru.
Hmm, beer or chocolate....
Beer.
sex
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
That's good for you, or so I heard anyway
unless you're banging a diseased riddled prostitute
or raistlin
Raistlin isn't a disease-ridden prostitute?
inb4 raistlin with some comment about shlupRaistlin isn't a disease-ridden prostitute?
INB4 women.
Alcohol, sex, cigarettes (though I did quit so I guess this doesn't count anymore), speeding, and most of all coffee, which I will never give up.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
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