Screw the fact that I can't look at a can of pop anymore without a million people going "HURR that's bad for you." Newsflash: I know it's bad for me. I have a vice, okay? I also only eat processed foods, for that matter! Actually I'd like to change that one but holy crap anytime I've ever tried cooking/baking/etc. it bores me to tears. And also I'm terrible at it.
I'm sure many of us have a similar confession to make. So ITT we talk about your favorite vices and other things that are slowly killing you (inb4 this turns into some sort of weird advice/debate thread)