Power Up!

[SeronStar]

I want to be able to fly and teleport all around the place

[Tigmafuzz]

Rogue's powers. I want to suck the life out of all of you.

You already do

[Shorty]

So it's working then

[Jiro]

I still feel that telekinesis would be the best power to have because at extreme levels it pretty much doubles for things like flight, teleportation and invisibility.

[Quindiana Jones]

Okay then. I would like to be Dr. Manhattan.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I want to be a Jedi.

[Jinx]

I want to be Sylar so I can cut open your brains and steal all of your powers.

[Tigmafuzz]

I want to be a Jedi.

O rly

[Jiro]

That was painful to read.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I want to be a Jedi.

O rly

I'm not reading that, you have to scroll left and right.

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm not reading that, you have to scroll left and right.

Ctrl+A, copy/paste into notepad, enable Word Wrap. Lazy.

[Mirage]

I still feel that telekinesis would be the best power to have because at extreme levels it pretty much doubles for things like flight, teleportation and invisibility.

I am so glad that I'm not the only one who have figured this out.

Extremely powerful, high precision telekinesis.

You could grab a bubble of air and go into smurfing space with it. You could stab people with invisible energy-blades, you could levitate anything, you could jsdaljsald so much. It is stupidly versatile. You could kill people by just generating a telekinetic field inside someone's brain and scramble everything in there too if you wanted. You could get a job as an awesome special effects dude in a movie too. Just say "it's a trade secret" or something.

Stopping time and stuff is just lame though. Seriously, it's just dumb. It would break the world. You'd end up making yourself not be born and time paradox the entire world and then the universe would go boom.

[Bubba]

I'd like to be able to breathe under water.

Though knowing my luck I'd probably get eaten by a shark before anyone knew about my power.

To breathe underwater and to be friends with all marine life.

Though knowing my luck I'd probably walk into an undetonated mine or something.

To breathe underwater, friends with marine life and be indestructible... yeah, that.

[Unbreakable Will]

I want to be a Jedi.

O rly

Victory in the name of Saiyans!

I'd like to be able to breathe under water.

Though knowing my luck I'd probably get eaten by a shark before anyone knew about my power.

To breathe underwater and to be friends with all marine life.

Though knowing my luck I'd probably walk into an undetonated mine or something.

To breathe underwater, friends with marine life and be indestructible... yeah, that.

Sonofa... I specifically said NOT Aquaman. Albeit you did add indestructible so I'll allow it. That's something useful.

[Tigmafuzz]

The original Aquaman was near-indestructible. Or bullet-proof, at least. Or are we talking about the modern nothing-useful-except-talking-to-fish-and-swimming-slighlty-longer-than-an-average-person-on-a-single-breath-causing-writers-to-make-up-scenarios-that-include-water-just-so-he-can-seem-like-more-than-dead-weight Aquaman?