Power Up!

[Unbreakable Will]

Dead-weight Aquaman.

[Araciel]

*shudder* Nicholas Cage's power from Next. Horrible movie but that's what I want.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'd say Kira's power from Push, but I think we all know I'd only use it to make all of my co-workers think that they were Spiderman.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm not reading that, you have to scroll left and right.

Ctrl+A, copy/paste into notepad, enable Word Wrap. Lazy.

You're the one trying to correct me or something, you do the work.

[Christmas]

I'd say Kira's power from Push, but I think we all know I'd only use it to make all of my co-workers think that they were Spiderman.

Not the power of love and valentine? O'holy one.

[Unbreakable Will]

I'm not reading that, you have to scroll left and right.

Ctrl+A, copy/paste into notepad, enable Word Wrap. Lazy.

You're the one trying to correct me or something, you do the work.

It's actually worth a read Jules. I suggest it highly.

[Jiro]

They completely misunderstand each other repeatedly with troutty arguments and an inability to accept the conditions for which the crossover would occur.

Clearly everybody has ki and midichlorians exist within all living forces. Whether or not they're the same thing is unknown. The DBZ cast are meatheads so Jedi Mind Tricks wouldn't work. Jedis have great reflexes/precognition so they'd never get hit. Lightsabers might prove to be the decisive factor if only Jedi were able to move as quickly as the DBZ cast. At the end of the day, it would end with a spirit bomb or something blowing up the planet and the Jedi losing.

There.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'll just be content with what Dak said.

[Clo]

I want to be... the AVATAR!!

[Laddy]

Super strength, speed, invincibility, and a massive schlong that shoots lasers.


In short, this guy.

[Tigmafuzz]

Don't forget ethical.

[Laddy]

Don't forget ethical.

It comes with the laser-schlong.

[Shorty]

Somehow that doesn't add up.

[Tigmafuzz]

Spoken like someone who has never had a laser-schlong.

[TabbyTrap]

Transformation, and if I can get it in conjunction, immortality.


I would go to work every day with slightly bigger breasts than the day before, starting with like, a flat chest, and then a month later have tits big enough I require servants to lift them for long periods of time, then start going backwards. Also I would change my height every day and just screw with everyones mind.

Maybe I'd go stand in the middle of like times square and scream really loudly, hold my head in my hands, and then turn into a fire hydrant.

With transformation, the fun never ends!