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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloudane View Post
    They can be great for throwing you 100ft in the air to infiltrate a military base. All you need to do is whistle.
    The first time I played through the game, I kept waiting for the dolphin to return some time later in the game, but it never did.



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    Did you know male dolphins rape other male dolphins and female dolphins as well?

    And there's something like 14 cases reported a year of dolphins trying to rape humans?
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    Absolutely true. Male dolphins are known to gang rape other dolphins, male and female, and they are not real picky about what species they mate with. There is a news story every year or so about dolphins trying to rape swimmers.

    "The woman taken by the dolphin was 37 year old pilates instructor and professional dancer, Tanya Halerfan of Liverpool, NY . Authorities are still looking for Halerfan.
    Bob Grunderson of the National Coast Guard made a statement to the press stating, “Our search for Miss Halerfan or her remains will continue though we hold no hope of finding either. In past experience with cases of dolphin kidnapping and sexual assault the victims are usually never found.”

    "Researchers studying dolphin behavior have been noticing an alarming trend in recent years. They have discovered rogue packs of adult male dolphins gang raping swimmers in open waters. Human decoys fitted with tracking devices have been dumped in open waters and observed from helicopter."

    "Scott Randleston of the Dolphin Research Institute of Boca Raton, has been studying dolphin behavior for 17 years, and came up with the decoy program. “In every case the decoy was set upon in a short time by groups of dolphins ranging from 8 to 20 young males. It seems there are gangs of dolphin predators roaming the open waters looking for humans to sexually assault. The dolphins in each case were observed circling the swimmer as one of the group grabbed them with their penis and dragged them under, then the others followed. You see dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human wrist, ankle, neck, or waist. One could compare it to a boa constrictor or an elephant trunk….The decoys never resurfaced in any of the studies…. We tracked one of the decoys to an underwater cave where it had been repeatedly raped and torn apart by the dolphins. ”

    "There are at least 14 cases of dolphin rape reported each year in the United States, these usually occur near the shore where victims are able to escape before they can be dragged into a dolphin rape cave. There is no real estimate of how many deaths are the result of dolphin rape each year as many of these occur in open water where there are few eyewitnesses if any."

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    dolphin LOVE not dolphin RAPE

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    Death by dolphin is probably not the worst way to go

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Dolphins are amazingly intelligent animals. I believe dolphins are one of the few that are sufficiently self-aware that they can recognize themselves in a mirror. It seems pretty basic, but that requires a pretty high degree of deduction. And as someone else pointed out, like primates, dolphins will have sex just for pleasure.

    And I've heard of dolphin rapes before, but nothing to that extent. Horny bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    Dolphins are really intelligent, cute, and sweet!
    So are Gremlins but we all know not to get them wet or expose them to bright lights.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    there's something like 14 cases reported a year of dolphins trying to rape humans?
    It's funny you should mention that. I was out for drinks the other night and there was a dolphin stood at the bar with a toothpick in his mouth staring at me creepily for ages.

    I don't like to be judgmental but it just made me uncomfortable.

    I'm glad I was with my friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    Dolphins are really intelligent, cute, and sweet! They can also be petty, evil monsters. Let's discuss dolphins.
    5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth - The Oatmeal

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    I read once that when ships sink, dolphins will eat the bodies of the people who drowned.

    Mmmm. Human flesh.


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    Holy hell, it's Stubby the Dolphin!

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    That is pretty badass. Way to turn something not so attractive, into something completely awesome.



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    oh, that's a stub. I first just saw a dislocated arm and was wondering why you would have your arm tattooed that way

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