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    The classic question of all time, why is this weirdo holding Cloud's Ultima Weapon?

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    It's Cloud from the future, after all the Midgar pollution gets to him.
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    He's riding a mutated Nanaki.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Poor Nanaki

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    Sephiroth returned, killing Cloud and taking his sword, maybe his masamune got broken and needed Cloud's instead


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    It's the same Ultima Weapon, it's been at some point thrown into the Rift just like Gilgamesh - this incarnation predates its FF VII appearance.

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    Denzel Washington.

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    Me thinks Christmas is a bit confused as to where to put this thread.



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    Because he can.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
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    Me thinks Christmas is a bit confused as to where to put this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    He's riding a mutated Nanaki.
    Or maybe Hojo decided to try to mate Nanaki with someone besides a Cetra...

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    He decided it was better to unmake the entire universe by having two of the exact same object from different times in the same place than to settle for a lesser sword.

    Also it's pretty stylin'.
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    Time Kompression! I'm guessing Cloud somehow got kompressed into this timeline. Now he's Kloud. Kursed Kloud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post

    The classic question of all time, why is this weirdo holding Cloud's Ultima Weapon?

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    Cloud led a long life of heroism, but then a strange, radioactive meteorite crashes next to him and pollutes him. He is mutated into a creature of evil, and attacks all that attack him.

    Or, they just couldn't be bothered to make yet another sword.

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    How the smurf is the Ultima Weapon wielding the Ultima Weapon?

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