Currently watching the season premier!

Thoughts so far:

Zane is awesome. I liked him from the first time he talked.

Brazilian bitch--why the smurf would you wear a ONE SHOULDERED DRESS TO smurfING SURVIVOR ARE YOU RETARDED

Blair--stop being full of yourself. Take off your smurfing pants. It's a swimsuit, not your smurfing vagina. If you can't handle it, don't come here Mrs. Evangelist Christian.