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    Default EoFF Family Tree v3.0

    Thanks to the weirdo baby thread, I am outlining the third EoFF Family Tree and I need to know who you are all related to and how. I will also be utilizing the older trees so we can do this thing right.

    UncleBigHands is obviously the creepy crazy uncle.
    Murder and Miriel are the godparents.
    foa is the only one married to non-EoFFers (JGL and Gary Oldman) so I can appease her wrath. Everyone else KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY.

    Ready, go.

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    http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments...ftreemaybe.jpg

    for some reference of what the smurf she's talking about (credit to towns for finding this)

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    After extensive searching, I have found the most extensive records of the family trees of Final Fantasy. Extensive!

    (SPOILER)

    Whee. I can only imagine that BOU/Krel/DanWalkie/Asorie are actually the eldest people in this three, and BOU just left Sir Krel at some point and hooked up with a much younger babe in Kalen. Beyond that, I think this covers as much as I can manage from previous EoFF Family Trees. I would suggest this is the starting point for the overall family tree.

    Also, I know I'm a terrible person, but I have clearly since divorced Etienne and hooked up with smittenkitten. I can also confirm from the FFXIV linkshell that EoFF members Steelyangel and Valerna are sisters, although their parents/children/etc. are not registered here, so I can't go any further than that in detail. smitten and I also have a kid called Kukki who hooked up with Steelyangel, however since Kukki isn't registered here I guess we'll have to leave it out (or I can hunt him down and get him to finally register...).

    EDIT: Beaten by Denny!
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    It's so little, Bob.

    WHO SHOULD I BE
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    ...what did I just step into?

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    Why would I want to be related to any of you people?

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    The general rule that was followed for the EoFF family trees of the past is that two people would need to agree a relationship in order for it to be concrete. So for example, Goldenboko and Tifa's Boobs could agree to be father/daughter, brother/sister or husband/wife. Divorces are possible but obviously they can be a bit messy with the age of the tree. I have no idea how I'm going to manage my two divorces into the tree without it being very messy indeed. I'll think on a good way to display this. o_o

    And obviously you guys don't have to be in the tree. So if you don't want to be in it, don't be in it. *shrug*
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Juliebird, you are getting put into this tree whether you like it or not. This is just a chance for you all to pick where you want to go

    for the record, I am the daughter of Mikztsu, married to both Heath and Rantz and am siblings with DK.

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    JULIBIRD WILL BE MY HUSBAND
    mfw you post

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    i've already given sarah full permission to put me wherever she sees fit. we'll see if this works out in my favor

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    *yawn* thumbs inclusive

    Hi I'm Psychotic I have ten fingers and ten toes who wants to marry me?

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    I am married to krissy (though we've been separated ever since he found out about my affair with Lynx) and our daughter is Jojee (or whatever Jojo's name is here now). This is Facebook official.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Hi I'm Psychotic I have ten fingers and ten toes who wants to marry me?
    yes
    mfw you post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Hi I'm Psychotic I have ten fingers and ten toes who wants to marry me?
    yes
    ok please make this official someone

    tifa's boots please come to my house where i will feed you mongolian figs and slices of mushed ham for the rest of your days my bride

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