EoFF Family Tree v3.0

[Tigmafuzz]

WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME? I HAS BOOBS AND STUFF? YES? MARRY YES?

Marry? Yes?


(SPOILER)Yes

[Jiro]

WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME? I HAS BOOBS AND STUFF? YES? MARRY YES?

Hmmm. I wonder.

[Loony BoB]

I'm genuinely unsure as to what makes people think that upon death, family are no longer listed on family trees. Family is family for life, the whole point of the EoFF family tree is that it records it through the ages, just like a real family would. People should respect their ancestry! Family trees are about history, not present day~ Having said all that, I have renamed some people due to username changes.

Psy: I was actually thinking of having you be the son of DK or Heath/Shorty... but this works too! It's easy on the tree, at least, although the three is deeeeefinitely stretching horizontally now. xD Need it to start stretching further South. Like I said, people, start making babies!

Some significant developtments have come up in #eoff and I have added these in as well.


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[Jiro]

I have proposed to Milliegoesbeep. Wish me luck team.

[Madonna]

How can you attach people to inactives? I thought these things required mutual consent, buddy. Mind you, I am just disgusted I share blood with you, BoB. I had started to draw this to depict your dumb family tree as something cool (like a cephalopod), and had gotten as far as the fifth generation, but now I see it is mucked up all beyond belief. Thanks a lot, jerk. Now I am not even going to explain the convoluted logic behind it.

I hope Milliegoesbeep finds it in her heart to let you down easy, Jiro.

[Loony BoB]

How can you attach people to inactives? I thought these things required mutual consent, buddy. Mind you, I am just disgusted I share blood with you, BoB. I had started to draw this to depict your dumb family tree as something cool (like a cephalopod), and had gotten as far as the fifth generation, but now I see it is mucked up all beyond belief. Thanks a lot, jerk. Now I am not even going to explain the convoluted logic behind it.

I hope Milliegoesbeep finds it in her heart to let you down easy, Jiro.

Who got attached to an inactive? Aside from Psy. I would still prefer it if he discovered his parents were in fact a couple that were active. And low on the tree. As for o_O, he stated who his parents were with good reasoning. Clearly he has this information archived somehow.

[Slothy]

WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME? I HAS BOOBS AND STUFF? YES? MARRY YES?

Why do I have to be asleep when you ask? I have a good health plan you know. Free drugs!

And why am I not yet listed as Shorty's grandson? Does Shorty not wish to acknowledge her grandson who is older than she is? Because that's a silly reason not to confirm the existence of time travel.

[Loony BoB]

I think you'll have to consult Lockharted rather than Shorty about that one. She's her only child so far, so if you're wanting to be Shorty's grandchild you should get Lockharted to accept you as her son. Then we can play "Guess the Daddy".

[Freya]

VIvi22, you wants marry yes?

I feel like tigmafuzz is more of my creepy stalker uncle o.o

[Loony BoB]

xD If you want to change around, it's as easy as saying it, so yus.

[milliegoesbeep]

Why is Jiro proposing to me? xD

[Christmas]

We should be sisters, panda sisters.

[milliegoesbeep]

We totally should! Panda sisters unite!

[Slothy]

I think you'll have to consult Lockharted rather than Shorty about that one. She's her only child so far, so if you're wanting to be Shorty's grandchild you should get Lockharted to accept you as her son. Then we can play "Guess the Daddy".

You heard him Lockhearted. I warn you that I am an ungrateful son and when you're old you either take care of yourself or I throw you in a home.

VIvi22, you wants marry yes?

Yes. You can share in my free drugs and modest income.

[Raistlin]

Shorty has multiple husbands? She's showing her Mormon roots.