I will be getting some of you arrested.
I will be getting some of you arrested.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I'm the sober guy who's not dancing that talks to everyone for just a little bit and then leaves alone as soon as it ends.
I'm the bartender, but I also run a kissing booth on the side. Free for women, $60 for men per second.
I would spectate at the above-mentioned beer pong game and talk trout like you would not believe.
Trying to convince...people...to come to my place after.
I'd be the man in the kilt getting troutfaced on gin & tonics or whisky sours.
Or both.
I'd be the guy who's not dancing but still standing around on the dancefloor with sloping shoulders looking longingly at all the dancing couples. Real close during the slow dances.
I'm this guy:
Pike, we would all be that guy if we weren't all going to be around nothing but other people who are also that guy.
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I get reasonably drunk at the party and generally entertain people. That is my role. That is my destiny.