Girls in the 90's loved it. Modern girls want to be serenaded with John Mayer.
I don't make the rules, I just follow them.
you gotta roll with it
you gotta take your time
you gotta nuh
nuh nuh nuhh
nuh nuh
mmm
mmmm
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HE LIVES IN A HOUSE
A VERY BIG HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY
If you want to sing an up-to-date version of wonderwall you'd need to learn to play guitar with one hand because the other should be pinching your nose while you sing.
No. No you don't. You'd go in the front door with the greatest of intentions & the mightiest of expectations, 10 minutes later you'd be spat out the back door, sans yer clothes, dignity, money, sanity, self respect & sense of self worth. On the plus side you'd be so high you wouldn't even notice the loss of any of it.
I'm joking...as long as you're introduced you'd be in the safest place in these windy wet islands.
Update: the EoFF party will now be held at Cuch's place. He can't throw us all out.
The most attractive, the wealthiest & the funniest will survive, also a non drinker/non drugger who can drive on irish roads will survive for various errands of varying degrees of risk to themselves. The rest of you can smurf well off.
EDIT: 21 & over age limit. Anyone below that age is just too smurfing annoying.
After further consideration I will add MILF, Shlup, Julian, Quinn, Clo, Manus, Bleys, Shorty & Nikki to the list of people I wont kick upon entry.
Irish whiskey. In my stomach.
Spit it out!