The big EoFF party.

[fire_of_avalon]

I will be getting some of you arrested.

[Unbreakable Will]

Pike and Hux are too busy playing their vidya to attend this party. I'm gonna go for the food, unless the food sucks, then I'm not coming. pfft parties.

We have a cheese hedgehog.

It's name is Giles, therefore I love it.

I'd be the ridiculously drunk one who will somehow manage not to acquire alcohol poisoning or a hangover and call you all pansies the next day.

[Laddy]

I'm the sober guy who's not dancing that talks to everyone for just a little bit and then leaves alone as soon as it ends.

[Faris]

I'm sitting in the corner, watching, sipping whatever drink I have just stolen. After Faris leaves I will give it 90 minutes for something exciting to happen and then I will drink drive home, crash my car into a tree and crawl a good 100m before I bleed out.

This is a trout party

Thanks for not running me over along the way

[TabbyTrap]

I'm the bartender, but I also run a kissing booth on the side. Free for women, $60 for men per second.

[Tigmafuzz]

$60 for men per second.

I'll make sure to bring $432,000 :freak:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm probably getting Psy and Julian to do Tequila Slammers and Jaeger Bombs at the bar with me then kicking the DJ out the booth to put some actual decent cheese on.

I'm down.

After shots I'd be playing beer pong and schooling you people.

[Shorty]

I would spectate at the above-mentioned beer pong game and talk trout like you would not believe.

[Araciel]

Trying to convince...people...to come to my place after.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'd be the man in the kilt getting troutfaced on gin & tonics or whisky sours.

Or both.

[Rantz]

I'd be the guy who's not dancing but still standing around on the dancefloor with sloping shoulders looking longingly at all the dancing couples. Real close during the slow dances.

[Pike]

I'm this guy:

[Tigmafuzz]

Pike, we would all be that guy if we weren't all going to be around nothing but other people who are also that guy.

[Agent Proto]

This "EoFF" party is just another standard party, only with "EoFF" slapped onto its name like it's a special kind of party.

[Sephex]

I get reasonably drunk at the party and generally entertain people. That is my role. That is my destiny.