Middle of the night feedings

[Jinx]

Despite some rather poor performances lately, I think most people who've spent time with me are well aware of the fact that I am always hungry. I don't have the patience to cook during the middle of the night (although 3am is not always a time where I'm asleep) so I just eat tinned spaghetti. Cold. From the can. Or baked beans. Also cold. From the can.

That's the only way to eat canned food??? Why is that weird???

Also, since you're pregnant, yoy get a pass. If a normal person was cooking on the stove at 3:30a, I'd wonder what was wrong with them.