Bullet Proof Bras and Thongs
So we saw everyone getting shot multiple times throughout the game. But they never seem to die.
Where else Zack get freaking killed when he got shot!! High chance he is not wearing his bullet proof bra or thongs!
So people, do you think everyone is wearing bullet proof undergarments inside their clothes?
Discuss.
Materia. End of story.
Yes, I always wear my bullet proof lingerie, anyone who doesn't is a silly smurfer. I'm sure if a gunner comes to me, the first place he will shoot will be at my tits. So I protect those babies.
Bullet proof thongs don't even make sense. There's barely anything of them as it is!
It's a very specific sort of protection.Originally Posted by Shorty
Does that means Zack is too dumb to use Materia?
streme Wheelie
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I think they shot him in the head.
Jiro had raised up a very valid point!! Zack should had wore the thongs or bras on his head!!! Poor Zack!!
hahaha great now I'll forever picture Barret wearing a gigantinc pink bra while hes being shot by Dyne in Corel. I swear that makes for one of the most hilarious mental images ever!
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Can you really picture Vincent wearing Tifa's orthopedic underwear?
He was doing it wrong.
Basically, the bullets aren't made out of anything likely to do instantaneous fatal damage. Obviously! Who would have thought that all Shinra had to do in order to really cause damage to Cloud and co was use metal bullets?
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
It's probably odd that this whole thread turns me on.
Everything turns you on lately, Sephex. I think there are doctors for that kind of thing...
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
During the game the armed goons were obviously just too distracted by Tifa's boobs (not to be confused with Tifa's Boobs) to shoot straight.
Although I like the idea of bullet proof bras. Someone should make and sell them.
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