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    For about a year 1/2, I got misdialed texts and occasionally a call from people trying to reach some chick. The voices were random, sometimes guys, sometimes girls, sometimes they were looking for Jason or Tom... how many people had this number before me? It's only now I start to wonder if half of those people intentionally called a seemingly random number on purpose just to dick around.

    One text I responded to with, "wrong number" and the texter continued to text me for about a month. Sometimes they'd be talking shi or asking questions that weren't personal. My responses were short and always followed with "seriously, still the wrong number." They must have finally found out what the person's actual number was as I eventually stopped hearing from them. I still occasionally get texts from random numbers talking about a party in the area or meetup or whatever. "You doing anything. You want to come over and get high?" "What's up? We got some good stuff. Come over and party." "Party's at Jeff's. Starts at 8"

    A couple of times I've been called by guys who sounded very very high "Dude, uh, is Kelly there?" "Sorry, you've got the wrong number." Click. "Yeah, there's no need to apologize or at least acknoledge my voice with an 'Oh' or 'okay' or whatever."
    I got a couple of calls from at least one man and one woman each looking for someone while either speaking spanish or just having a spanish accent that made it difficult to understand their Anglis.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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