So it all started when this guy called me and asked me "What's your favorite scary movie?" and started murdering the people around me. I realized it must be the doing of a powerful sith lord.:vader:

So I gathered a party of white mage, black mage, fighter and a Quina to destroy this evil sith lord. We walked the yellow brick road and finally reached his evil lair.

THE EVIL SITH LORD!!

After a fierce battle, we emerged victorious and looted his iphone and samsung galaxy. Being the only people in the world to possess such advanced smartphones.

Except Quina, he/she ate them all, including the body of the sith lord.

But not his tongue, it is a custom among the Qu's tribe not to eat the tongue.