Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
Once I tried to jump right out of bed while my eyes were still closed because I thought I was facing the side of the bed that wasn't facing the wall. I was not, and slammed face-first into the wall.
I almost did a stupid thing and nearly laughed at this hysterically then realized my wife and child were asleep, good call little voice in my head.

Anywho, I once decided to take a running start and jump into bed... sailed past the bed and bashed my knee into the window sill at one-jillion miles per hour. Still have the scar.