Is anyone else THIS stupid?

[Raistlin]

Once I tried to jump right out of bed while my eyes were still closed because I thought I was facing the side of the bed that wasn't facing the wall. I was not, and slammed face-first into the wall.

There needs to be a video of this.

[Iceglow]

I often wake up like at 5am and think I'm running late, this is especially common in the summer when it's daylight outside.

[Citizen Bleys]

If my inbox gets spammed up with reported posts from this thread there will be trouble.

You realize that you might as well have just written "Hey everybody report the hell out of this post!"

[Jiro]

Nobody else is brave enough to piss off the Big P.

[Citizen Bleys]

Nobody else is brave enough to piss off the Big P.

I'm not entirely certain it could be done. I think you would have to set him on fire while micturating in his gas tank.