Billy should have the good grace to not tell his melodramatic backstory full of ridiculous BS until he is on the ground dying.
Or maybe he could just die and let a black man tell us over our magic ear phone that somehow lets him see things.

Yeah, been playing too much MGS. Although, in fairness to Billy, he's still not as terrible as the Beauty and the Beast Corp.
Or Drebin.
Or everything else in MGS4.\

Also, since Halloween is coming up, how about I counter WK's yaoi pic with some pretty cool fanart?
Doth thou desire...THE CANDY?
(SPOILER)