Bellies

[Bunny]

If you weigh more than me I'm going to automatically assume you have a McDonald's addiction.

[Jinx]

If you weigh more than me I'm going to automatically assume you have a McDonald's addiction.

How much do you weigh?

[Bunny]

That's a little personal, Mrs. Boobs.

[Clo]

If they almost weigh as much as I do, then I feel like I can beat them up. Then they do not get my respect.

I should note that respect is now completely dependent on how much a person weighs and whether or not other people think they can beat him up. Oh, how the times have changed.

I also dole out respect based on who can jump higher, and who can make me a better sandwich.

EDIT: Also, why would I want to be with someone who was a whiney weakling?

[Raistlin]

Only if I can poke them and watch them jiggle.

[Shorty]

This isn't the boobs thread, Weasley.

[Clo]

Though honestly, we should make a thread for each part of the body and get it over with.

[Citizen Bleys]

EDIT: Also, why would I want to be with someone who was a whiney weakling?

Ask the many, many morons who actually like Amuro Ray.

[Shlup]

Please don't stand on my belly.

[Jiro]

If they almost weigh as much as I do, then I feel like I can beat them up. Then they do not get my respect.

I should note that respect is now completely dependent on how much a person weighs and whether or not other people think they can beat him up. Oh, how the times have changed.

I also dole out respect based on who can jump higher, and who can make me a better sandwich.

EDIT: Also, why would I want to be with someone who was a whiney weakling?

I probably weigh less than you Clo (I know you're not fat don't even try it) but I'm not a whiney weakling and I'll bet you any money I can jump higher than you. You might win the sandwich contest but that's the only one where you're a threat

[Sephex]

I have a fat belly big whoop wanna fight about it?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Flat and toned FTW.

If you weigh more than me I'm going to automatically assume you have a McDonald's addiction.

Sounds about right.

[Shiny]

If you can do this:



Then you're A-okay in my book.