i want to drip honey mustard all over you
and then lick it off slowly
krissy let's do it
I typically don't like smurfing with my food by adding condiments. I will put loads of salsa on my Mexican (inb4 just food) food.
I will join krissy in the licking honey mustard clause, just not off of Juliebird.
Burger Sauce (fry sauce) is about the best thing ever to chuck on your doner kebab and chips when drunk. I also love having BBQ, Ketchup, Sweet Chilli sauces normally my kitchen will contain at least one or two bottles of those plus mayo at times for sandwiches and the like, sometimes I'll mix the sweet chilli in to the mayo and make a chilli mayo for sandwiches too.
you just walked into a variety of jokes i have no desire to participate in before breakfast