My problem with special sauce is that it has ketchup. I hate ketchup. Why are you putting a sweet sauce on your salty things, plebs?

I like mayonnaise. Spicy brown mustard. As far as "condiments" go.

I like Worcestershire sauce on baked potatoes sometimes.

Sour cream, if you consider that a condiment, on every time of chip. Especially Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

And then "condiments" like jalapenos, pickles, banana peppers, bacon bits. But not on the actual food. Just for eating by itself.