You monsters.

[Sephex]

2000 Reddit Karma? Just how many cats do you own?

[Shorty]

oh my god we missed stu's birthday

late happy birthday and welcome back, dude!

[Shiny]

You're right, I'm a horrible person for forgetting. So please feel free to fart directly on my face in a timely fashion.

[Tigmafuzz]

I left a visitor message at least

[Araciel]

I don't even know you.

[Jiro]

HEY smurf YOU I GAVE YOU A VISITOR MESSAGE. I'M NOT THE OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY THREAD SPAMWHORE SO BLAME CHRISTMAS.

I MISSED YOU BUT NOPE THIS COMPLETE DENEGRATION OF MY EFFORTS HAS FORCED ME TO SEE THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.

THE REAL ERROR HERE IS THAT I USED SHIFT. I WASN'T SURE IT WAS GOING TO BE THIS YELLY.

SORRY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN.

UNGRATEFUL SWINE.

[Shoeberto]

Long time no see. Congrats on not getting killed in the interim.

I never said that I wasn't killed.

Remember that time, tuh, krissy, Jojee and I made your name in fries? I do stu, I do.

That was pretty great. It was even in steak fries, as I recall!

whoa we did that? was i drunk?

anyway ya stu i dabble in it! remember when mike used to make those songs on fruity loops and he sort of sang into them? my stuff is no better but at least i don't sing.

anyway i'll motorboat for 13 minutes

You're now #1. Paul is #2.

I only really remember his birds skit, which was hilarious, but not really musical. Just a lot of screeching. Was that his singing? Maybe it wasn't supposed to be funny.

I feel really bad now. Sorry Mike.

I'm gonna try to check out your stuff on my phone while I'm at work today though! I only ever do internet things if I'm getting paid anymore.

2000 Reddit Karma? Just how many cats do you own?

Two!

But I've never posted them. I've only posted about 2000 comments that no one noticed enough to either upvote or downvote. Captain Neutral.

oh my god we missed stu's birthday

late happy birthday and welcome back, dude!

Does this count as being back? Oh dear...

I guess since I got rid of fb I have to have some way of keeping in touch with you knuckleheads.

You're right, I'm a horrible person for forgetting. So please feel free to fart directly on my face in a timely fashion.

I got out of that years ago. It's a young man's game.

I left a visitor message at least

And I thank you for it! It's not that I don't appreciate it. It's that it just wasn't good enough.

I don't even know you.

HEY smurf YOU I GAVE YOU A VISITOR MESSAGE. I'M NOT THE OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY THREAD SPAMWHORE SO BLAME CHRISTMAS.

I MISSED YOU BUT NOPE THIS COMPLETE DENEGRATION OF MY EFFORTS HAS FORCED ME TO SEE THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.

THE REAL ERROR HERE IS THAT I USED SHIFT. I WASN'T SURE IT WAS GOING TO BE THIS YELLY.

SORRY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN.

UNGRATEFUL SWINE.

But seriously thanks!

[Jiro]

Well next time I will have to make you a smurfing birthday song in fruity loops and post it in your smurfing birthday thread and maybe then you will love me

[Shorty]

It does count as being back, so don't fall behind again

[Quindiana Jones]

I imagine we're all going to go smurfing insane and tear these forums apart when next he has a birthday.

[Jiro]

More likely is everyone will forget again

[Denmark]

stu for adminstratar

[Quindiana Jones]

Forget what?

[Flying Mullet]

[fire_of_avalon]

Red Robin fries are better, hence why there's actually a Red Robin challenge. You ever heard of a Five Guys Challenge? I sure haven't.

Yes but it is less to do with hamburgers and more to do with wieners.

Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuart Benjamiiiiiiiiiiiin Miller!