Bored. Looking for friends!

[DK]

A 48 year old man pretending to be a 24 year old woman who is quick to link to pictures of his hairy nipples and ask if you think they are swollen, no less. #eoff is a cesspool of depravity and filth, and you seem a better sort than that TinyTongue old chap.

[Jinx]

Yes, don't go in the chatroom. Stick to the forums. The chatroom has some really bizarre people there, like "Shorty", who is a 48 year old man pretending to be a 24 year old woman.

No, that's Jen, more or less.

Going into #eoff to make friends is like going to a prostitute to find true love.

[Psychotic]

"Keep your hands to yourself, sneak thief." is a phrase you will often use in the chatroom, if you ever go there, as they will try to grope you.

[DK]

I actually met some people who frequent the chatroom once, and I found myself asking them "Is that ...fur? Coming out of your ears?" That is the kind of slovenly lot you will find in there. It is a disgrace I tell you.

[Psychotic]

Some people call this forum junk. Me? I call it treasure.

[Tigmafuzz]

Yes, don't go in the chatroom. Stick to the forums. The chatroom has some really bizarre people there, like "Shorty", who is a 48 year old man pretending to be a 24 year old woman.

No, that's Jen, more or less.

No, Jen is a 20 year old woman pretending to be a forty year old woman

Shorty is a one-year-away-from-death whale pretending to be a human.

Also, insert Mormonism joke.

Well, I guess Tigma just used up this entire month's nice-quota.

There's a quota?!

[Psychotic]

I say, DK, do you get to the chatroom district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't... you seem like a normal and well-adjusted human being.

[Madonna]

Well, getting tired of typing. Very eager to reply to something. (Hope I'm not coming off as desperate.) x__x

Awww, hugs. Welcome aboard.

[Rantz]

Come to Wonder Square to diss the chatroom like the rest of the "great forumgoers"?

[Psychotic]

I used to be a snarker like you, then I took a Rantz burn to the knee.

[Quindiana Jones]

Ugh, you smell like a wet walrus.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Yay, Skyrim!

Welcome to the forum!

[Jentleness]

Yes, don't go in the chatroom. Stick to the forums. The chatroom has some really bizarre people there, like "Shorty", who is a 48 year old man pretending to be a 24 year old woman.

No, that's Jen, more or less...

Except I never lie about my age or gender.

Also, looks like you all scared off the newbie! :hello:

[TinyTongue]

LOL. No, no! No one scared me off! Just had a, um, hecticcc day yesterday. D;

I hate that I'm too lazy to reply to everyone individually (and I don't mean to offend), but I like what I'm seeing so far. Everyone seems friendlyy and close knit~

Will try to post stuff and be generally active, but lately I'm busy looking for a new job and what not trying to stay afloat and not die.

Anyway, thank you all for the warm reception! I look forward to becoming a valued member of the community.

Also: 5069-5211-2122, sup?

[Quindiana Jones]

Please be aware that we have bi-annual member assessments known as "Ciddies". Those who are not shown to be valuable members of the forum are destroyed banned.

I'm joking. We do have bi-annual awards, though. FYI, there's a Best Spammer award, so get spamming!

Thank god I'm such a helpful member.