Question for smokers

[Cuchulainn]

I was gonna say something but i cant be arsed.

[Jowy]

I always oblige if anyone asks. They could be in a dire situation where just needing a bit of nicotine can make it a little better!

[Mirage]

Next time i see someone smoking i'm going to ask them if i can have 50 cents instead of a cigarette cause I don't smoke.

[escobert]

depends really, I mean if you're on a night out and you've just cracked open a 20 deck and someone comes up and is like "sorry mate, you gotta spare smoke?" and you're there holding a fresh deck it's kinda the dickhead move to go "no" at that point. If you're walking down the street and you've got like maybe 2 or 3 left in a deck and someone asks for a smoke it becomes something of a checklist:

1) Is the person female? If yes proceed to q2a, if not then proceed to q2b.
2a) Is the girl hot? If yes proceed to q3, if not then no
2b) Is the person your friend? If yes then yes, if not then no.
3) Is the guy standing 3ft away clearly her boyfriend? If yes then no, if not then yes.

Sometimes q3 is surplus and you can give a yes on q2 but generally speaking unless you're a hot girl or my friend if I've got maybe 2 or 3 smokes left on me after a night out or before a night out (socially smoking only for me unless stressed or upset) then you're not getting one from me. I don't buy 20 decks as a rule of thumb unless I owe someone majorly or it's my only option. As for how I say no? I generally tell them "sorry, I don't smoke"

wtf deck!? who besides you crazy English people calls a PACK of butts a deck? wtf!? and where the hell do they sell packs of anything but 20 cigs? I've never seen them in the 13 years that I've smoked.

[Mirage]

It's pretty common here in Norway. They sell both 10 and 20 packs here.