Do you miss me?
Do you miss me?
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I miss you.
I only miss three people when they're not around: my wife, my best friend and my hairdresser. Are you any of these Baloki?
BakaPhill is all three.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Do you like Calvin and Hobbes?
Do you like cheese?
How about lampshades?
What kind of cookies should I make this weekend?
Will you put me out of my misery?
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
What's the latest on the posters?
...falling in love, is an act of magic.
Yes (I have the three-book complete collection box set thing).Originally Posted by shion
Yes (I miss Colby, they don't have it in the UK
They're alright, I guess.
Afghans.
No.
I'll have to leave that one to Shlup!What's the latest on the posters?
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
It's boring having a plan for everything. We'll let the chips fall where they may and will at least have a shotgun ready for the zombie apocalypse.The whole purpose of a contingency plan is to have a plan in place for a scenario that is unlikely to happen. And if you don't come up with one until the unlikely thing actually happens, then it's not really a plan is it? C'mon man.
Del Murder and I have a contingency plan for everything. Like where to meet up should we fake our deaths or run from the law. And what to do if there is a zombie Apocalypse. And how to know if we have been kidnapped and forced to call each other with a gun to our head so that we can't give anything away. Or how we would know if we had been replaced by a doppelganger.
Hopefully the other staff members are more prepared than you BoB.
I feel highly unprepared now.
Can you help me?
If you had to kill a hobo with a spade in an unfamiliar place how would you execute the killing blow and also in what manner would you dispose of the body?
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I would dig a hole and put the hobo in that hole because I don't want to risk blood getting on me. I might try and suffocate him by crushing his windpipe using the handle of the shovel so that he doesn't have to die underground. That's a little bit depressing.
You are now the chosen one, you will save the world, slay the dragon, and marry the princess. Yes that goes for the women too. You are given a magical sword called ? and you ride a noble ? named ?
Your quest will take you to ? the evil lord ? layer in the ?
Your faithful companion ? a talking ? will journey with you
You and your princess ? will be wed at ? and live in a ? at ?
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streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
You are given a magical sword called Mutsunokami and you ride a noble kangaroo named Skip.
Your quest will take you to the evil lord Big Kev's lair in the badlands.
Your faithful companion Trevor, a talking magpie will journey with you.
You and your princess Evelyn will be wed at dawn and live in an extravagant hut in a mystical forest.
I'm unfamiliar with being near the edge of the roof of a very tall building, so that will do for the place. I would poke him with the spade. A fairly quick and instant death upon hitting the ground - I feel this is the most humane method I can think of that utilises a spade. The hobo would be drunk off his face and wouldn't realise what's going on, so the fear wouldn't register until it would be too late.
My sword would be named Debit Card, and I would ride a noble Bus called The Number 34. My quest will take me to The Local Sainsburys, where I would face up to the Evil Lord Overpriced Pringles' That Are Not On Special in his lair at The Crisps and Nuts Aisle. Danielle and I will be wed at Abden House and we will live in Our Flat in Edinburgh.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
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