Question The Staff

[Hollycat]

If you had to kill a hobo with a spade in an unfamiliar place how would you execute the killing blow and also in what manner would you dispose of the body?

I'm unfamiliar with being near the edge of the roof of a very tall building, so that will do for the place. I would poke him with the spade. A fairly quick and instant death upon hitting the ground - I feel this is the most humane method I can think of that utilises a spade. The hobo would be drunk off his face and wouldn't realise what's going on, so the fear wouldn't register until it would be too late.

You are now the chosen one, you will save the world, slay the dragon, and marry the princess. Yes that goes for the women too. You are given a magical sword called ? and you ride a noble ? named ?
Your quest will take you to ? the evil lord ? layer in the ?
Your faithful companion ? a talking ? will journey with you
You and your princess ? will be wed at ? and live in a ? at ?

My sword would be named Debit Card, and I would ride a noble Bus called The Number 34. My quest will take me to The Local Sainsburys, where I would face up to the Evil Lord Overpriced Pringles' That Are Not On Special in his lair at The Crisps and Nuts Aisle. Danielle and I will be wed at Abden House and we will live in Our Flat in Edinburgh.

And /thread.

[Citizen Bleys]

Do people grow from spores?

[Shoeberto]

Why do you wake up in the morning?

Do you feel prepared for death?

Have you come to terms with the great gift and burden that is your own self-awareness?

[Quindiana Jones]

Do the above questions make you regret your self-awareness?

[Jowy]

why hasn't the profanity rainbow been implemented yet?

[Goldenboko]

why hasn't the profanity rainbow been implemented yet?

If staff says to implement it I will. Until then I ain't doin' nothin'.

[Shoeberto]

why hasn't the profanity rainbow been implemented yet?

If staff says to implement it I will. Until then I ain't doin' nothin'.

C'mon. Be a man. Beeyaman.

[Quindiana Jones]

Do you enjoy being the Staff's bitch, Gobo? Do you like bending over and taking it? Do you revel in the subservience of dropping to your knees and taking their collective load?

Taste Implement the rainbow.

[Goldenboko]

Nope, I just enjoy being as lazy as physically possible.

[Jowy]

I bet it'll take less than ten minutes!

[Quindiana Jones]

I can't even read what I've written there. It's too vulgar, even for me. I commit these sins in the name of the rainbow.

[Goldenboko]

I can't even read what I've written there. It's too vulgar, even for me. I commit these sins in the name of the rainbow.

What am I suppose to do? Implement it under the word load?

[Quindiana Jones]

Can you censor members?

[Jowy]

don't be a chicken, mcfly!

[opn184]

Where is the list of the poster winners here? I read it here http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3152343 that LooNy BoB has put up a list...?