Question The Staff

[Goldenboko]

Pulling that Mikztsu smiley, eh?

Wow, that's a name from the past.


Can someone summarize this entire thread up to this point for me?

tl;dr

Are you doing stuff to get new members?
Yes.

What?
It's a surprise. Also google alerts.

Joke question?
Joke response.

Do you all have lives?
Yes.

[Pike]

Who would you vote out right now if you had to?

Myself. No really.

Why has my first question been IGNORED

I didn't see it!

A part from being a staff member on EoFF, what do you guys do? Are you plumber, electrician, IT administration... bus driver...? etc. (just thinking of random things on the top of my head)

Most of my money comes from working the early morning stockroom at Target (4am-12pm.) A small subset of my money comes from being an author and people buying my books. I would like the percentages to switch at some point.

How do you keep track of everyone who has posted for each task? Do you literally go through the thread page by page and read every single post?

Basically yes.

Whose dick do I have to suck to get some fake internet power?

Hux's, if the fact that every girl he dates gets CK'd is any indication of things.

What is the closest I've been to getting banned?

I don't know; I'm too lazy to go look.

What is the closest I've been to getting banned?

I want to know this too.

Also, why is my name table leg?

And why have I been getting new names every week or so?

I have no idea.

When was the last time you had 50 pages of discussion on whether to ban someone or not?

Also, out of the EoFF populace, who would you smurf/marry/kill?

1.) Probably a few months back with Sylvie.

2.) MILF/MILF/I love you guys

Am I not the best goddamn thing this site's ever seen?

Yes you are

Who's your favourite ninja turtle? I don't actually care though.

Michelangelo and Donatello are tied.

[Shorty]

Pulling that Mikztsu smiley, eh?

Wow, that's a name from the past.


Can someone summarize this entire thread up to this point for me?

My thoughts, essentially.

I will be answering questions as soon as I can find a solid block of time away from work to read every page of this thread.

[Del Murder]

Why are you guys so awesome?

I think part of it is natural, part of it comes with experience. We know and love Final Fantasy, and we use that to drive us to make EoFF the best FF site out there. Thanks for the support!

I know I act like an annoying little twat most of the time, but I really do respect and care about all of you on staff. Most of what I say comes from jealousy over the comradery you all share. Are you ever offended by my incessant complaining?

Not at all. We totally understand that you do it to compensate for your shortcomings in other areas and that nobody's pefect. Never think otherwise.

I accidentally left my wallet in the staff forum when I quit, and now I have a bunch of credit card charges for gay porn sites. My wife is not pleased. Who is responsible for this?

Um, I'm pretty sure I saw you take your wallet when you left, dude...

[Loony BoB]

Given this thread is about allowing members new to the EoFF community to get to know the staff and not grilling them on forum policy, I've moved some posts out of this thread and put them into Private Feedback where the member in question can continue to grill. If anyone else has questions relating to forum policy, throw them in there, thanks!

[Hollycat]

How close have I gotten to being banned?
Will you help me finish chapter 1 of Awakening?
Can I a staff member if I donate $10?
Why is there no pony theme?
Why is there no Viera theme?
What do I need to do to get those made?
Why am I so ADD?
PS3 or XBOX?
Yes or No?
Who is your absolute favorite member on this forum?

[Loony BoB]

That's a lot of questions! Here goes...

How close have I gotten to being banned?
You're going to be banned in about three hours. God speed, man.

Will you help me finish chapter 1 of Awakening?
I don't know what that is.

Can I a staff member if I donate $10?
Buy EoFF, then we'll consider it. Think tens of thousands.

Why is there no pony theme? / Why is there no Viera theme?
We were going to merge these two into a single theme capable of being the new default theme, and then turn ourselves into a furry site. But we never got around to it.

What do I need to do to get those made?
Let's go back to that buying of EoFF thing...

Why am I so ADD?
I always thought you were so DIVIDE.

PS3 or XBOX?
PS3 for me.

Yes or No?
Exactly.

Who is your absolute favorite member on this forum?
smittenkitten... shame she doesn't post much anymore.

[Clo]

Are you all sick smurfs, or is it just me?

[Loony BoB]

It has to be all of us or none of us?

[Loony BoB]

Land, Ariel, Charlie, Obama.

[Hollycat]

Same questions, but for someone not BoB.

questionsHow close have I gotten to being banned?
Will you help me finish chapter 1 of Awakening?
Can I a staff member if I donate $10?
Why is there no pony theme?
Why is there no Viera theme?
What do I need to do to get those made?
Why am I so ADD?
PS3 or XBOX?
Yes or No?
Who is your absolute favorite member on this forum?

Also, what is your favorite flower?
What is your favorite element?
What is your favorite weather?
Will you marry me?
Wanna see my belly button?

[fire_of_avalon]

Same questions, but for someone not BoB.

questionsHow close have I gotten to being banned?
Will you help me finish chapter 1 of Awakening?
Can I a staff member if I donate $10?
Why is there no pony theme?
Why is there no Viera theme?
What do I need to do to get those made?
Why am I so ADD?
PS3 or XBOX?
Yes or No?
Who is your absolute favorite member on this forum?

Also, what is your favorite flower?
What is your favorite element?
What is your favorite weather?
Will you marry me?
Wanna see my belly button?

You're not banned yet.
Nope.
Can you what a staffer if you donate $10? Choose carefully.
Cause nobody made one.
Cause nobody made one.
Make one.
You ain't.
Xbox
Yes
Varies day to day.
Tigerlilly or forget-me-not.
Neon.
All of it.
Nope.
Nope.

[Jiro]

How close have I gotten to being banned?
Closer than you think but further than it should be.

Will you help me finish chapter 1 of Awakening?
I'm going to drunk tank you in less than 24 hours. Not a joke. Get it done. You made a promise.

Can I a staff member if I donate $10?
I'm sorry but USD is worth nothing right now.

Why is there no pony theme?
We're more likely to have a chocobo theme.

Why is there no Viera theme?
Because creating styles is not as simple as throwing together a few pictures and a colour palette.

What do I need to do to get those made?
Learn how to do it yourself, I'm afraid.

Why am I so ADD?
That is a question for your GP.

PS3 or XBOX?
I have both.

Yes or No?
Yes, man.

Who is your absolute favourite member on this forum?
The answer to this question would likely get me banned. Let me give you my runner up. Wolf Kanno.

Also, what is your favourite flower?
The pretty ones.

What is your favourite element?
Fire.

What is your favourite weather?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

Will you marry me?
Pretty sure that's not legal.

Wanna see my belly button?
No, they're weird things.

[Slothy]

How close have I gotten to being banned?
I'm honestly not sure. But whatever the answer I think we need to toughen up around here. We only hurt you because we love you HC.

Will you help me finish chapter 1 of Awakening?
No free rides.

Can I a staff member if I donate $10?
Fund my second degree and we'll talk.

Why is there no pony theme?
Because you didn't make one. Stop being so lazy.

Why is there no Viera theme?
See previous answer.

What do I need to do to get those made?
Some actual work.

Why am I so ADD?
Rainbows.

PS3 or XBOX?
Turbografx.

Yes or No?
Next Saturday by the hair clippings and dried urine the cat spoke of lollipops and nicotine addiction. The eyes have it. Hear the end recede.

Who is your absolute favorite member on this forum?
Toss up between Freya, Jiro, and every single other member of this forum. I don't play favourites. Justice is blind.

Also, what is your favorite flower?
Is a venus flytrap a flower?

What is your favorite element?
Hydrogen.

What is your favorite weather?
The sunny day after the first snow in autumn.

Will you marry me?
I'm not a polygamist.

Wanna see my belly button?
No thanks. I come standard with one.

[Shiny]

Also, out of the EoFF populace, who would you smurf/marry/kill?

Marry: None
Kill: Pike, so I can steal her massive collection of games and her Steam account. MINE ALL MINE!
Smurf: I can't divulge that. They read this thread.