How close have I gotten to being banned?
Closer than you think but further than it should be.

Will you help me finish chapter 1 of Awakening?
I'm going to drunk tank you in less than 24 hours. Not a joke. Get it done. You made a promise.

Can I a staff member if I donate $10?
I'm sorry but USD is worth nothing right now.

Why is there no pony theme?
We're more likely to have a chocobo theme.

Why is there no Viera theme?
Because creating styles is not as simple as throwing together a few pictures and a colour palette.

What do I need to do to get those made?
Learn how to do it yourself, I'm afraid.

Why am I so ADD?
That is a question for your GP.

PS3 or XBOX?
I have both.

Yes or No?
Yes, man.

Who is your absolute favourite member on this forum?
The answer to this question would likely get me banned. Let me give you my runner up. Wolf Kanno.

Also, what is your favourite flower?
The pretty ones.

What is your favourite element?
Fire.

What is your favourite weather?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

Will you marry me?
Pretty sure that's not legal.

Wanna see my belly button?
No, they're weird things.