no
no
Are you jenovajunkie?
Did you join before 2010?
Do you have more than 2,000 posts?
Are you American?
yes
Are you a douche-canoe?
no
Now, I don't believe that for a second.
Did you join in 2010?
Did you join in 2011?
Do you have at least 1,000 posts?
no
no
no
Does your username start with E?
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
Do you have at least 500 posts?
Do you have between 250 and 500 posts?
Did you join before June 2012?