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    56. Everyone loves your tits.



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    57. You'll never die from getting shot by a few rounds, especially if you just woke up.
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    58. All you need to take down any monster, animal, or human being is your bare fists or a soccer ball.
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    59. You can breath underwater! Or hold your breath infinitely. Or something.

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    60. Mute? There's a herb for that.

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    60. You can wear a pointy hat. Pointy hats are cool.

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    61. You can be a complete jerk to any of you're allies, and they'll still like you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge7 View Post
    61. You can be a complete jerk to any of you're allies, and they'll still like you.
    62. If you meet a pretty girl, she will fall in love with you no matter how much of a jerk you are to her.
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    64. Using any everyday item? Have some experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axem Titanium View Post
    53. No matter how far off you did your awesome deeds, people will always hear about it before you get back into town and shower you with praise.
    53b. Alternatively, you could have done some pretty crazy stuff as part of a terrorist group that must have taken months and seen you dragged from one end of the world to the other, facing up directly to the leaders of the government on numerous occasions, carrying around a massive sword on your back, walking around with a talking big cat and a small cat sitting on a robotic Moogle, and people will just talk to you as if you're the most normal person in the world and they've never seen you on TV or in the papers... ever.
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    I think we missed 63 there.

    63. Castles are the preferred means of intercontinental and subterranean travel.

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    64.1 - The sun never goes down in Costa del Sol! The nightlife never ends in Deling City!
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    65. If you smurf something up, you can just reset, and go back to when times were better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    I think we missed 63 there.

    63. Castles are the preferred means of intercontinental and subterranean travel.
    63 wasn't missed. We had two people do 60 and no one corrected it. :P

    63 was actually 62.

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    67. The Reset spell exists, letting you do things over again if things don't work out the first time (for 1 MP too).

    67. Rat's Tails are incredibly valuable and give you goodies like class upgrades and Adamantite, the strongest material in the world.
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