101 Reasons Final Fantasy is Better Than Reality

[Goldenboko]

Number(): BECOZ PUPU!

[Cloudane]

120ish. All difficulties can be overcome by running around in circles killing things for a few hours

[Lonely Paper Star]

2012. Because you want your errands backed by epicly orchestrated background music.

[Loony BoB]

42. What the hell's a phone? Don't you mean PHS?

XLII-2: Hanging out with someone you don't care to talk to at the moment? Best friend far away? Don't worry! With the trusty PHS, you can swith them over in a second!

[Cloudane]

123ish. You can get over the death of your love interest by going snowboarding

[Lonely Paper Star]

123.5. We leave none of the hot dogs for the enemy.

[Cloudane]

123.666 At least your enemy usually has a delightful Evil Cackle

[Loony BoB]

X - Really annoying, whiny, terribly dressed idiot bugging you? Don't worry. He's just a dream. This nightmare will end shortly.
XX - No matter how much the world is in danger, there's always some really beautiful place you can go to relax. And that imminent doom around the corner? Bah, it'll only happen if you're fighting and losing! Loony BoB: Keeping the world safe, one stretch/ sip of a drink/sunbathing session at a time.
XXX - You can have your way with Tifa. In a public place, for extra kinkiness. Yes, please!

[Jinx]

3/4. If Cloud, Wakka, Zach, and Seymour are anything to go buy--FFLand has some awesome hair products.

[Lonely Paper Star]

420392. Haha, STEEL GUARD!

[Rocket Edge]

1million. When you get into a fight music spontaneously beams around you.

[Cloudane]

31172: You can take down your enemies by smacking them in the face with a lumpy ball

[opn184]

31173: What would be the most awesomest thing if FFI came to life?

[Jinx]

1: What would be the most awesomest thing if FFI came to life?

xD

[Loony BoB]

31173: What would be the most awesomest thing if FFI came to life?

Talking dragons ftw, obviously.