Does Cait Sith mention being a robot in or before the Temple?Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X
Does Cait Sith mention being a robot in or before the Temple?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Yep. When he's revealed as a traitor, remember? The team tries to threaten him and stuff, and he's just like "dude, I'm chillin' back in the Shinra building controllin' this toy from there. Whatcha gonna do to me?".Does Cait Sith mention being a robot in or before the Temple?
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So at what point does Reeve get to perform his normal Shinra duties? Surely he can't do both?
Reeve's 6 month work review. He is sat across from his line manager.
Line Manager: "So Reeve, how do you think you have performed over the last six months?"
Reeve: "I think I've had an excellent half year."
LM: "Hmmm..."
R: "..."
LM: "We have received a few interesting reports from your co-workers"
R: "Oh... right. What kind of reports?"
LM: "Well for example, you spent your entire 8-hour shift yesterday with your eyes closed rocking back and forward."
R: "I did?"
LM: "During which time you came out with some questionable statements."
R: "Such as?"
LM: "Well... you were heard sayin 'It's amazing how often this damn moogle expels gas' and 'Oh my God... her boobs are awesome'"
R: "Oh..."
LM: "...and finally you said 'YEAH! LIMIT BREAK! Oh crap... I think I've just killed us.'"
R: "Right... so erm... is this gonna affect my bonus?"
LM: "Sadly yes."
R: "...in what way?"
LM: "In the way that... you won't get it."
R: "Damn..."
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