My bellybuton knot

[sharkythesharkdogg]

funny

[Araciel]

Be me
Be eight years old
Use shampoo on dry hair
Older sister tells me my hair will fall out cause I didn't wet it first

Feels bad man.

[Madame Adequate]

Ladybug pies. :kaofight:

Perhaps you could lend me a pen.

I don't think a pen would help picking lice out of one's hair much.

[Rantz]

I'm not sure I understand this thread. You're saying Santa isn't real? Then who do you think brings you Christmas presents? Suckers!

[Pike]

I used to believe in God.

It took longer than usual for this post to show up in our annual gullibility thread; I was expecting it to be by post #5 or something.

I didn't think we lived in a world that made it possible for anyone at all to believe in Santa or the Easter Bunny past the age of 9.

I don't know how any of you avoided the real world for that long.

My parents played up the myths like you would not believe. Also a part of me just really, really wanted to believe in a giant sapient bunny, which is why I held out for him years after I gave up on Santa.

Also, I'm still avoiding the real world.

[Shorty]

I told my sisters when they were little that one-eyed zombies lived on the moon and that they were going to come to earth and kill them if they didn't behave. I don't remember doing this at all, but my sister reminded me a few years ago and said she spent her entire childhood in fear of the one-eyed moon zombies.

I don't remember any examples but I am gullible as trout. Doesn't help that Rantz plays tricks on me all the time

[Criminally Vulgar]

I used to avoid all the lines on the floor because apparently they could crack like ice and you'd fall into the ground.

(SPOILER)somebody told me that their sister shot a video of a cat licking tuna out of her vagina so she could put it on the internet. I believed it for ages (why would you just make that up?) but it turned out to be false.

Obviously two different stages of my life here.

[TrollHunter]

I used to avoid all the lines on the floor because apparently they could crack like ice and you'd fall into the ground.

(SPOILER)somebody told me that their sister shot a video of a cat licking tuna out of her vagina so she could put it on the internet. I believed it for ages (why would you just make that up?) but it turned out to be false.

Obviously two different stages of my life here.

I find it more entertaining to believe these were actually at the same stage in your life.