Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
OOC: Hmm...this sounds like it could have potential.
Of course I'll use Preparation H instead of salt
I think I may have told this story before, since I'm not the gullible one in it.
I used to work with this lad by the name of Robin, who thought he was King trout when it came to cars. He flat out said he knew everything there was to know about any car, and was annoying as hell about it.
After a few weeks of listening to his BS, I bided my time until there was no conversation going on, then:
Me: "Hey Robin, you...know a lot about cars, right?"
Robin: "Do I ever! I know things th--"
Me: "What kind of car was it again that had fallopian tubes in it?"
*pregnant pause*
Robin: "Uh...I think the '59 Dodge had 'em."
A few days later he tried to act like he'd known what I was doing and played along, but he fooled nobody
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