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    Default My bellybuton knot

    I was once told that your bellybutton knot could be untied and then your guts could fall out. And then i cried.

    What is your best and most embarassing tale of gullibility?


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    When I was in third grade or so a classmate told me that the day I was sick was the day that every inch of the restroom was covered in spitballs and it took hours for it to be cleaned up, and for YEARS I was sad that I missed it.

    Edit: also I've said this before, but I believed in the Easter Bunny until I was like 16.

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    Someone told me I had left my PE kit at home during Primary School. I legged it home, crying about... I dunno, kids cry, I guess.

    I had not left my PE kit at home.

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    Why am I not surprised that you made a thread about gullibility, Jess?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Edit: also I've said this before, but I believed in the Easter Bunny until I was like 16.
    And here I thought Rye believing in Santa until 9 or 10 was bad.

    (Seriously, this thread could be filled up just by Rye)

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    I was told that my face would melt off if I watched the 500 channels (pron) I believed that for about a day (at 7) then proceeded to watch them.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    My Uncle told me once that if you fall asleep with your socks on, your feet would get eaten up and disappear. Paranoia of socks for years, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    I was told that my face would melt off if I watched the 500 channels (pron) I believed that for about a day (at 7) then proceeded to watch them.
    Well, that explains a lot.

    OT: When I was in like 4th or 5th grade I was eating M&Ms... and we had a sub. The sub told me that the shells of M&Ms were made out of the wings of flies D:
    I believed her for like a month. It was terrible.
    Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    I believed in Santa till I was 11.

    Heck, part of me still wants to believe.

    Things were so much simpler back then.


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    Ladybug pies. :kaofight:


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    Ladybug pies. :kaofight:
    Perhaps you could lend me a pen.

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    When I was little, my moms boyfriend put the fear of lint fire in me. he told me if i left any lint in the lint trap it would cause a fire and burn the whole house down. I realize now that it takes quite a lot of lint for that to happen but I still check the lint trap before and after to make sure there isn't any lint.

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    i was told by a classmate when I was in 3rd grade that the hamburgers school lunch provided (soyburgers i later found out) were actually made from kangaroo meat. I was so gullible.

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    When I was young, I had a fear that while in my bed any part of my body that was not covered by sheets or blankets would be cut off by some evil demonic clown.

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