You know you're not a newbie when you quit posting in the gaming forums.

I ended up here from Unne's old FFI site when he launched a forum on it. Joined as chadmonkey, decided I wanted to be Flying Mullet instead so created a new (second) account, BoB almost banned me, I asked nicely and being the splendid chap he is he deleted my first account and let me stay. I'm sure I was annoying (well, actually I was, I read about myself in the CK forum) just like everyone else.

And that, as they say, is that.