Rare coins?

[Flying Mullet]

I have a 1986 quarter in my wallet.

That's about the extent of my rare coin collection.

Rather impressive. I'll give you a nickle for it.

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes -- I guess he don't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head--
Too proud of me to speak!

My coworker and I started a contest to see who has the oldest quarter. My best was a 1968 to his 1966. I just bought a soda and received a 1965 quarter in the change. I'm now in the lead!