Lost Items

[Citizen Bleys]

I got all of you guys beat.

I lost the Holy Grail.

That's why Keith Richards is immortal.

[Clo]

I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.






/smut

[Zeldy]

Ive lost multiple phones (to the point that my parents would get a call every sunday morning say 'we have your daughters phone' -- my parents didn't find it funny), makeup, a £200 bus pass, my friends, other peoples id, my dignity, and the other week I left my passport and my debit card in a bar and actually got it back the next day.

Currently, I've lost my camera, but I refuse to accept that I've lost it, but if I have it means Ive left it in a house I don't live in anymore/can't return to. Ive also lost many, many items of clothing, and I also do all my own washing.

[CimminyCricket]

I have lost countless awesome shirts. My most heart breaking loss was a shirt with a cactus on it that said "Free Hugs!". I loved that shirt.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.






/smut

I can't believe this took over 30 posts to get to.

[Jiro]

We have been attempting to become more mature. Attempting.

[Iceglow]

I recently lost my keys... considering I have no real memory of what happened that night apart from shattered fragments of me drinking shots off a lesbian's body I consider it acceptable losses.

[Shorty]

I lose my keys every damn day, ugh.

[Tigmafuzz]

We have been attempting to become more mature. Attempting.

Speak for yourself

[Jiro]

We have been attempting to become more mature. Attempting.

Speak for yourself

Speak for yourself mister RealDoll! I have been keeping my comments completely family friendly ever since the big hoohah about it. I could go into detail but I think it's illegal.

[Clo]

We have been attempting to become more mature. Attempting.

Was there a meeting about this or something?

Am I bad?

[Jiro]

There was a meeting but you weren't invited because you're the blurst. Uh, I mean, worst for it.

[CimminyCricket]

We have been attempting to become more mature. Attempting.

Speak for yourself

Speak for yourself mister RealDoll! I have been keeping my comments completely family friendly ever since the big hoohah about it. I could go into detail but I think it's illegal.

I read in a magazine that women call their naughty bits a 'hoohah'. That's not family friendly at all!

[Clo]

There was a meeting but you weren't invited because you're the blurst. Uh, I mean, worst for it.

I can't be the worst worst. Someone is worse. Cuch? :cuch:

[Jiro]

Should I have said hullabaloo?