I got all of you guys beat.
I lost the Holy Grail.
That's why Keith Richards is immortal.
I got all of you guys beat.
I lost the Holy Grail.
That's why Keith Richards is immortal.
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.
/smut
Ive lost multiple phones (to the point that my parents would get a call every sunday morning say 'we have your daughters phone' -- my parents didn't find it funny), makeup, a £200 bus pass, my friends, other peoples id, my dignity, and the other week I left my passport and my debit card in a bar and actually got it back the next day.
Currently, I've lost my camera, but I refuse to accept that I've lost it, but if I have it means Ive left it in a house I don't live in anymore/can't return to. Ive also lost many, many items of clothing, and I also do all my own washing.
I have lost countless awesome shirts. My most heart breaking loss was a shirt with a cactus on it that said "Free Hugs!". I loved that shirt.
We have been attempting to become more mature. Attempting.
I recently lost my keys... considering I have no real memory of what happened that night apart from shattered fragments of me drinking shots off a lesbian's body I consider it acceptable losses.
I lose my keys every damn day, ugh.
There was a meeting but you weren't invited because you're the blurst. Uh, I mean, worst for it.
Should I have said hullabaloo?