Hot SMURFING darn.

Alright, Eyes On Britfags.
Get your arses down to the nearest supermarket and pick up Tyrrell's Ludlow Sausage & Mustard Crisps. "Perfect with a pint of ale" they say (I just had 5, but I digress). They are smurfing gorgeous. Get them now.

Don't look at me like that! I'm swearing at you for a smurfing reason. Get it done.