Middle Names

[Pumpkin]

I like to keep people guessing, simply because the outlandish answers they come up with are better than me just saying it.

Gary.

[Shorty]

Indiana.

[Fynn]

Rafał!

[Shiny]

My middle name is horrible. So horrible in fact I refuse to put it on legal documents. Most things will just say the first initial of it. It's not so much the name itself it's the repulsive spelling that makes me want to bitch slap my dad for coming up with it.

[Shorty]

Well, now you have to tell us.

[Flying Mullet]

Indiana.

That's the dog's name.

[Bunny]

Mullet's middle name is either Pablo or Mullet.

[Shorty]

Flying Pablo Mullet.

Flying Mullet Sorensen.

[Bunny]

Also Shiny's middle name is Gertrude.

[Flying Mullet]

Flying Pablo Mullet.

Flying Mullet Sorensen.

If you say my correct full name three times fast I will grant you three wishes.

[Shorty]

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlej-wait a minute...

[Cuchulainn]

Francis Pio



See this is what happens when you're raised irish catholic

[drotato]

I want to know Shiny's middle name.

[Laddy]

Ryan.

So that makes it Michael Ryan des Lauriers. I've seen vampire novels written by fourteen year-olds with less stupidly pretentious names than that.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I like to keep people guessing, simply because the outlandish answers they come up with are better than me just saying it.

Gary.

You're not allowed to guess the middle name you mistakenly think is my first name.