I hate bros. I am not very nice to them. Granted, they are often not very smart, and do not have much to say back, especially when they are drunk.

I was at a bar the other day, and a bro was standing around with two girls. These two girls sang the ENTIRE SONG "Call Me Maybe" while he stood there and nodded his head and averted his gaze.

I slapped him on the back when they finished and said, "Aw you lucky booooooyyy"