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    Dancing Chocobo My coworkers are bros

    And they make terrible "your mom" and "that's what she said" jokes allll day long. It's great. Also they hook up their iPods to the loudspeaker and play the Morrowind theme, or the Mortal Kombat theme.

    Are your coworkers bros?

    If you don't work, are your other acquaintances bros?

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    I threw out a "That's what she said" at work today. I am one of the bros at works and I have bros at work.

    Does anyone have a work wife or work husband? I have not been fortunate enough to find a work wife. Yet...
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    Most of my coworkers are bros. Some of the prettier girls are kind of stuck up though, bitches.

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    A good portion of the people I work with are cool with me. My boss is most def a bro, though.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I like to think I'm pretty broish.


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    Dude my co-workers are such bros. The ambassador team might as well be called the ambassabro team.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I have had a work-wife and TWO work-husbands. But I don't have any bros at my current job.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    I get along with people there. There is this one dude that is terrified of zombies so I make sure to make zombie noises at him.

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    I have some bros and some harpies. Lotta drama going around right now.

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    We don't sa 'bros' here. It's an American concept grown round american culture and is alien to me. We have 'Steeks'. No education, drink buckfast everyday & take bumbles & smoke, dont work, listen to fast paced electronic music, wear sports gear (even at funerals) buy small hatchbacks and soup them da smurf, have a stupid walk & constantly say 'like' at the end of every sentence etc. Basically they sound like this

    WEST BELFAST RAP - YouTube

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    I hate bros. I am not very nice to them. Granted, they are often not very smart, and do not have much to say back, especially when they are drunk.

    I was at a bar the other day, and a bro was standing around with two girls. These two girls sang the ENTIRE SONG "Call Me Maybe" while he stood there and nodded his head and averted his gaze.

    I slapped him on the back when they finished and said, "Aw you lucky booooooyyy"


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    NO mostly everyone is a square. There's a handful of bros and ladybros left but mostly everyone skipped off and moved out of state this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clo View Post
    These two girls sang the ENTIRE SONG "Call Me Maybe"
    When I hear this song all I can thing of now is when they played it during the Olympics while some of the athletes were lip-syncing to it in some home video they played.
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    im still not entirely sure wat a bro is

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    Only the guys are bros. The girls are typical minorities - seriously - they stay in a clique and act all collectivistic. There's a few who aren't - they are just part of the crowd.

    protip - tell a girl she's one of the guys. do it especially if she doesn't like it and wants to be treated as a woman.

    it's the male version of females' incessant tendency to emasculate men.

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