Wtf. I don't even. I go to take a bathroom break today, and normally, I never use a urinal if it means gonna be standing directly next to another dude. I think it's courteous to give space. But today I approached at the same time as some other guy and said to hell with it! He was an obese old dude at my work. And as he whipped it out to go, he peed directly on my shoe. WHAT THE smurf?

What has someone done to completely gross you out lately?