HE JUST PEED ON MY SHOE

[Flaming Ice]

Some person took a dump at my work, left some on the toilet, on the floor, and in the hallway........

Hallway?

Yeah, I have no idea what the person did but it ended up there.


You`d think it came of his shoe or something but it wasn`t even squished onto the floor!

[Flaming Ice]

If someone PEED ON ME, they would not walk out of the restroom alive.

They`d walk out dead ....

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Some person took a dump at my work, left some on the toilet, on the floor, and in the hallway........

Hallway?

Yeah, I have no idea what the person did but it ended up there.


You`d think it came of his shoe or something but it wasn`t even squished onto the floor!

There was a poop bandit at one of the places where I used to work. They would lock the stall and smear it every where with their hands. I think they even tried some cave painting style efforts. He struck more than once.

There's also the person who took a dump in our mop bucket, and a person took a dump in front of the donut case that was about 15 feet from the bathroom while it was really busy. I still don't know how they did this with no one noticing. I wasn't there for those, just heard about it.

[Hollycat]

When I was at school, I caught a kid using a jai alai... thrower thing... to fling poos from stopped up toilets around the restroom.

[Psychotic]

I'd pee on you too you subhuman little pustule.

$60 an hour, btw.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd have punched that guy in the face.

The other day on not one but two occasions I went to the restroom, people had left the disposable seat covers behind.

why

I still don't know why people even bother to use those. They're made purposefully thin so they can be flushed (usually thinner than the toilet paper), it's not like they protect you from anything.

[gates to oblivion]

Use the force to Redirect his pee. ;D It works for me!

[Evastio]

Why is this thread making me feel disgusted yet amused at the same time?

I fart really big farts and I end up smelling brown for the next 10 minutes, if that counts.

The only really noteworthy incident I can think of happened a long time ago, and I wasn't even affected (directly). My younger brother and my cousin were tackling each other and were laughing while lying on the ground. My even younger brother (who's not even in school yet) stands above them both with the two between his legs and he starts peeing through his pants. They were laughing even more for whatever reason. My younger brother still remembers that to this day and the main thing he remembers is that it was very warm.

[Flaming Ice]

[QUOTE=sharkythesharkdogg;3158132]

There was a poop bandit at one of the places where I used to work. They would lock the stall and smear it every where with their hands. I think they even tried some cave painting style efforts. He struck more than once.

Not even going to wonder how people could stand doing that.

[Jiro]

That is seriously one of the weirdest things I have ever heard dude.

[Agrias]

The obese old man was me....

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

[Iceglow]

I've not got any recent horror stories, the people I work with now are all relatively nice and clean people.

[Citizen Bleys]

I just want to understand this, sir: Every time a shoe is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?