Went to this newish Asian restaurant with my girlfriend recently. I say newish not because it was just built, I say new because I'd never noticed it before we went there, and now I can't not notice it when we drive by.

We order our food and I make a bathroom run. The men and women's rooms were like two closets seated next to each other, and the sink was outside on the adjacent wall. I come out and wash my hands the girl who rang us up goes in. I don't really feel like I was there for an abnormal amount of time. I mean, I like to give my hands a thorough scrub after doing my business because I'm a bit of a germaphobe, and I'm not sure how long a girl pees on average, but it seemed a few seconds after she went in I hear the toilet flush, she makes her way out and completely walks by the sink and heads into the kitchen. I'm already grossed out enough by this but as I sit down she comes walking out with our food.

SHE TOUCHED MY PLATE WITH HER DIRTY HANDS!