There was a poop bandit at one of the places where I used to work. They would lock the stall and smear it every where with their hands. I think they even tried some cave painting style efforts. He struck more than once.
There's also the person who took a dump in our mop bucket, and a person took a dump in front of the donut case that was about 15 feet from the bathroom while it was really busy. I still don't know how they did this with no one noticing. I wasn't there for those, just heard about it.





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