Why is this thread making me feel disgusted yet amused at the same time?

I fart really big farts and I end up smelling brown for the next 10 minutes, if that counts.

The only really noteworthy incident I can think of happened a long time ago, and I wasn't even affected (directly). My younger brother and my cousin were tackling each other and were laughing while lying on the ground. My even younger brother (who's not even in school yet) stands above them both with the two between his legs and he starts peeing through his pants. They were laughing even more for whatever reason. My younger brother still remembers that to this day and the main thing he remembers is that it was very warm.